| Rank | Team Name | Total Score |
| 1 | Stefan's Dream XIV: Stefan's Re-Entry | 16,190 |
| 2 | Pull-Start Diesel | 15,595 |
| 3 | Learned Pigs and Fireproof Women | 15,570 |
| 4 | Meyer Meyer Pants On Fire | 15,405 |
| 5 | Sigma Phi Nothing | 15,385 |
| 6 | Mustache | 15,185 |
| 7 | Hey, You Got Voodoo In My Panties | 15,170 |
| 8 | House of Insanity | 15,140 |
| 9 | Neo-Maxi Zoomdweebies | 15,065 |
| 10 | Nonessential Government Workers | 14,795 |
| 11 | Knee Deep in Theses | 14,700 |
| 12 | FBLT: The Second Spitter | 14,605 |
| 13 | Some Loose Meat Sandwich Assembly REQ'D | 14,535 |
| 14 | Salmonella Fitzgerald | 14,375 |
| 15 | Nuyorican Poets Soiree | 14,215 |
| 16 | Nancy Drew and the Hardy Boys | 13,665 |
| 17 | Nerd Party | 13,650 |
| 18 | Anti-Social Squirrels | 13,535 |
| 19 | ET: Searching For Your Zero-G Spot | 13,525 |
| 20 | Trouble Among the Cheerleaders | 13,255 |
| 21 | Take Me To Your LDEr | 13,140 |
| 22 | Candy Gram for Mongo | 13,105 |
| 23 | Google Your Own Adventure | 13,090 |
| 24 | D.O.A. Hole | 13,020 |
| 25 | Copernicase of Brewskies | 12,790 |
| 26 | WWSD: What Would Scooby Doo? | 12,760 |
| 27 | Hold My Ditka II | 12,520 |
| 28 | Pugulist Sound | 12,435 |
| 29 | Kids Will Play While Nitsy is Away | 12,365 |
| 30 | Our Boob Tube Is Bigger Than Uranus | 12,035 |
| 31 | Bondage Camel | 12,025 |
| 32 | Trivia Lab: Facts Are Useless Fun Is Real | 11,900 |
| 33 | Romulus Can't Remus | 11,760 |
| 34 | Enjoy the Man Explosion! | 11,630 |
| 35 | A Few Screws Loose | 11,600 |
| 36 | The Chair Leg of Truth | 11,370 |
| 37 | DDD Prepare for Ludicrous Speed | 11,095 |
| 38 | Collective Foole | 10,865 |
| 39 | The Wright Team | 10,595 |
| 40 | Porcupines Petting Uranus | 10,540 |
| 41 | Me non tene, terror | 10,435 |
| 42 | Last Year's Winners | 10,215 |
| 43 | Pirates of the Cranium | 10,195 |
| 44 | Uranus? What About My Anus? | 9,760 |
| 45 | Shamelessly Nameless | 9,455 |
| 46 | The Far Q'vian Space Squad | 8,590 |
| 47 | GBCRE It's Uranus Not Youranus | 8,370 |
| 48 | It's All In Your Mind | 8,305 |
| 49 | Happiness is Penguin and Frog at Woodstock's | 8,100 |
| 50 | The Galactic Bulge | 7,830 |
| 51 | Rich Corinthian Leather Remnants | 7,460 |
| 52 | Deep Space 69 | 6,895 |
| 53 | Spankernauts | 6,800 |
| 54 | We've Gone From Suck To Blow | 6,540 |
| 55 | The Benny Mandelbrot Possy | 6,155 |
| 56 | Red Hammers | 4,835 |
| 57 | Got Monkey | 4,795 |
| 58 | freaks & geeks on the dwarf planet Pluto | 4,175 |
| 59 | Galaxy Girls | 4,100 |
| 60 | Orions Belt Buckle | 3,590 |
| 61 | Venus Vixens | 2,985 |
| 62 | Mmmm…Bacon | 375 |