| Rank | Team | Points |
|---|
| 1 | Learned Pigs & Fireproof Women | 14095 |
| 2 | Stefan’s Dream 7: Gloria Estefan | 13985 |
| 3 | The Edmund Fitzgerald Swim Club | 13780 |
| 4 | Pull Start Diesel | 13650 |
| 5 | Loose Meat Sandwiches | 13320 |
| 6 | Sigma Phi Nothing | 13130 |
| 7 | Neo-Maxi Zoom Dweebies | 12740 |
| 8 | Intimate Tupperware Party | 12715 |
| 9 | Voodoo Dolls | 12515 |
| 10 | Nonessential Government Workers | 12425 |
| 11 | E.T.’s Got Sea Men on the Poop Deck | 12290 |
| 12 | Panties WAAAY Too Tight | 11970 |
| 13 | Super Heros In Training | 11875 |
| 14 | Nuyorican Poets Soiree | 11835 |
| 15 | Freshly Squeezed | 11805 |
| 16 | Feelin’ Comfortable | 11700 |
| 17 | 20,000 Leagues Under LDE | 11600 |
| 18 | D.O.A. Hole | 11440 |
| 19 | Redneck Zombie Mofos | 11410 |
| 20 | What Would Scooby Do: With a Drunken Sailor | 11290 |
| 21 | Friday Afternoon Sailing Club (F.A.S.C) | 10975 |
| 22 | Trouble Among the Cheerleaders | 10760 |
| 23 | MannSteim Team Roller | 10665 |
| 24 | Swashbuckling Pirates and Marauders (SPAM) | 10625 |
| 25 | The Chair Leg of Truth | 10555 |
| 26 | Some Assembly Required | 10525 |
| 27 | Festivus for the Rest Of Us | 10315 |
| 28 | A Few Screws Loose | 10030 |
| 29 | Porcupine Petting Zoo | 9900 |
| 30 | Enjoy the Man Explosion! | 9515 |
| 31 | House of Insanity | 9460 |
| 32 | Shamelessly Nameless | 9455 |
| 33 | Catheter Enhanced Google Monkeys | 9350 |
| 34 | Nancy Drew & The Hardy Boys | 9295 |
| 35 | 85 No Talent Ass Clowns | 9275 |
| 36 | This Team is Rated ARRR! | 8930 |
| 37 | Nitsy’s Kids: Wait For It… | 8860 |
| 38 | Space Pirates & Space Cowboys | 8565 |
| 39 | Aaargh! Freaky Geeks & Mateys | 8555 |
| 40 | DDD: Eating at the Krusty Krab | 8530 |
| 41 | Upward Thrust | 8340 |
| 42 | S.S. Poppins | 8235 |
| 43 | Candy-gram for Mongo | 8165 |
| 44 | Incredible Edible Hobo | 8155 |
| 45 | No Static At All | 8100 |
| 46 | Cake or Death? | 8060 |
| 47 | Teachers Loungin’ | 8060 |
| 48 | Romulus Can’t Remus | 7945 |
| 49 | Frog Flies to Florida, Penguin Marches On | 7890 |
| 50 | Tempered Float | 7775 |
| 51 | Chum in the Water | 7715 |
| 52 | The Pirates of the Cranium | 7385 |
| 53 | There’s Something About Jim | 7085 |
| 54 | Piglets R’ Us | 6915 |
| 55 | Choose Your Own Adventure | 6285 |
| 56 | The Mooninites | 6270 |
| 57 | Baker Street Irregulars | 6130 |
| 58 | GBCRE:We’re Just a Little Dinghy | 5740 |
| 59 | Bud Somerville Returns | 5400 |
| 60 | The Manson Family Variety Hour | 5135 |
| 61 | Who’s Jebus? | 4785 |
| 62 | Instant Karma | 4500 |
| 63 | Chickery Chick Cha La Chala Checkalaromy in a BanaLisa… | 3860 |
| 64 | You ‘da Man Billy Joel… Not! | 3780 |
| 65 | What’s That? HAM?! | 3060 |
| 66 | Crabs? We Got’em! | 2635 |
| 67 | RealyLongTeamNamesAreAnnoyingSoHaHa | 2475 |
| 68 | Acacia Fraternity | 2260 |
| 69 | The Losers | 1145 |
| 70 | The A.D.D. Team | 285 |
| 71 | Sledgehammer Therapy | 210 |
| 72 | Team Cork | 185 |