| Rank | Team | Points |
|---|
| 1 | Pull-Start Diesel | 13890 |
| 2 | Stefan’s Dream 8:Stefan Down Under | 13640 |
| 3 | Learned Pigs & Fireproof Women | 13245 |
| 4 | Sock Monkey Jihad | 13230 |
| 5 | Neo-Maxi Zoom Dweebies | 12450 |
| 6 | Sigma Phi Nothing | 12020 |
| 7 | Nuyorican Poets Soiree’ | 11730 |
| 8 | Panties WAAAY Too Tight | 11640 |
| 9 | Loose Meat Sandwiches | 11605 |
| 10 | Voodoo Dolls | 11105 |
| 11 | Feelin’ Comfortable | 11075 |
| 12 | Non-Essential Gov’t Workers | 11025 |
| 13 | D.O.A. Hole | 10910 |
| 14 | What Would Scooby Doo In A Balloon? | 10890 |
| 15 | Freshly Squeezed | 10705 |
| 16 | Finding Answers & Seeking Clues | 10415 |
| 17 | 11 Years, 3 Days, & 50 Hours in the Life of LDE | 10395 |
| 18 | ET: Your Guide to Bangkok | 10200 |
| 19 | MannSteim Team Roller | 10070 |
| 20 | House of Insanity | 10035 |
| 21 | Redneck Zombie Mofos | 9980 |
| 22 | Meyer Meyer Pants On Fire | 9870 |
| 23 | Super Heros In Training | 9720 |
| 24 | Our Boob Tube Is
Bigger Than Yours | 9630 |
| 25 | Trouble Among the Cheerleaders | 9615 |
| 26 | Around the SPAM in 80 Servings | 9315 |
| 27 | Nancy Drew & the Hardy Boys | 9245 |
| 28 | The Chairleg of Truth | 8920 |
| 29 | Nitsy’s Kids | 8885 |
| 30 | A Few Screws Loose | 8870 |
| 31 | Intimate Tupperware Party | 8855 |
| 32 | Space Around Uranus | 8710 |
| 33 | Porcupine Petting Zoo | 8690 |
| 34 | Catheter Enhanced Google Monkies on Safari | 8525 |
| 35 | Cake or Death? | 8380 |
| 36 | Candygram for Mongo | 8320 |
| 37 | 85 No Talent Ass Clowns | 8260 |
| 38 | Festivus For The Rest Of Us | 8195 |
| 39 | Enjoy the Man Explosion! | 8010 |
| 40 | Romulus Can’t Remus | 7950 |
| 41 | The Cowbell Strikes Back | 7900 |
| 42 | …and in 49th Place; Penguin & Frog | 7825 |
| 43 | Shamelessly Nameless | 7790 |
| 44 | DDD Festering Boil on Al Neff’s Butt | 7615 |
| 45 | Poppins Goes Global | 7535 |
| 46 | DA Fillet Show | 7165 |
| 47 | Freaks & Geeks & Phileas Fog | 7140 |
| 48 | (expletive deleted) | 7095 |
| 49 | Upward Thru | 6995 |
| 50 | Pivo Squealers | 6910 |
| 51 | Pill Poppin’ Grannies | 6855 |
| 52 | The Buttcheeks `R’ Back | 6705 |
| 53 | ATT: Wah-Wuh-Wee-Wuh! | 6275 |
| 54 | No-Mads For The Preservation of Insanity | 6265 |
| 55 | This Team is Rated ARRR!!! | 6245 |
| 56 | No Static At All | 6115 |
| 57 | Dead Girls Don’t Say “Know” | 6115 |
| 58 | Some Assembly Required | 5995 |
| 59 | Teachers Loungin | 5935 |
| 60 | The Alphageekinati | 5690 |
| 61 | Piglets `R’ Us | 5545 |
| 62 | Far Que | 5270 |
| 63 | The Synaptic Connections | 5025 |
| 64 | Pirates of the Cranium | 4700 |
| 65 | The Benny Mandelbrot Posse | 4515 |
| 66 | What’s that? HAM?! | 4505 |
| 67 | Instant Karma | 4500 |
| 68 | Norm’s Stool | 4270 |
| 69 | Who’s Jebus? | 4175 |
| 70 | Horrible Plan B | 4150 |
| 71 | Something About Jim | 4130 |
| 72 | GBRCE Jim’s Lunch | 4040 |
| 73 | Gorilla Kings of Cowpie Island | 3630 |
| 74 | The Brainy Troll Tycoons | 3200 |
| 75 | Jesus, Party of Twelve? | 3025 |
| 76 | Got Monkey? | 2680 |
| 77 | Winners Club | 2410 |
| 78 | Crabs? We Got’em… Again! | 2290 |
| 79 | Three Drooling Geeks | 1540 |
| 80 | Team Intimate Breezies | 1335 |