| Rank | Team | Points |
|---|
| 1 | Pull-Start Diesel | 13525 |
| 2 | Stefan’s Dream 9: Ich Bin Ein Stefan | 13505 |
| 3 | Feelin’ Comfortable | 13335 |
| 4 | Neo-Maxi Zoomdweebies | 12825 |
| 5 | Learned Pigs & Fireproof Women | 12650 |
| 6 | Wellstone! Temple Pilots | 12650 |
| 7 | Voodoo Dolls | 12185 |
| 8 | Sigma Phi Nothing | 12040 |
| 9 | Loose Meat Sandwiches | 11960 |
| 10 | Steim Rollin’ Tupperware Party | 11600 |
| 11 | Panties Waaay Too Tight | 11250 |
| 12 | Nuyorican Poets Soiree | 10875 |
| 13 | Meyer Meyer Pants on Fire | 10835 |
| 14 | Free All Stubborn Chads | 10760 |
| 15 | Non-Essential Gov’t Workers | 10595 |
| 16 | LDE’s Team Name iwas Vetoed! | 10535 |
| 17 | Festivus For The Rest of Us | 10485 |
| 18 | D.O.A. Hole | 10260 |
| 19 | What Would Scooby Doo (with Dick and Bush) | 10230 |
| 20 | The House of Insanity | 10195 |
| 21 | Our Boob Tube is Bigger than Your Bush | 10080 |
| 22 | The Chair Leg of Truth | 9905 |
| 23 | Candygram for Mongo | 9895 |
| 24 | Redneck Zombie Mofos | 9830 |
| 25 | Trouble Among The Cheerleaders | 9785 |
| 26 | Super Heroes In Training | 9610 |
| 27 | Tippecanoe and SPAM, Too | 9605 |
| 28 | No Static At All | 9555 |
| 29 | Enjoy The Man Explosion! | 9425 |
| 30 | Romulus Can’t Remus | 9360 |
| 31 | Nitsy’s Kids | 9335 |
| 32 | Uranus For Nixon’s Head | 9110 |
| 33 | ET Stands on its Own- Erection 08 | 9015 |
| 34 | POPPINS: Politically Poised | 8850 |
| 35 | Buckets of Intellegence | 8850 |
| 36 | Porcupine Petting Zoo | 8720 |
| 37 | Nancy Drew and the Hardy Boys | 8715 |
| 38 | Case of Brewskies | 8490 |
| 39 | A Few Screws Loose | 8490 |
| 40 | Cake or Death? | 7850 |
| 41 | What’s That? Ham?! | 7735 |
| 42 | Dead Girls Don’t Say No | 7670 |
| 43 | Rock Out With Your Cowbell Out | 7225 |
| 44 | Upward Thrust | 7140 |
| 45 | HPB Is Not An STD | 7080 |
| 46 | GBRCE Vote 4 Vader-Sith Hapns | 6975 |
| 47 | Hugh Beaumont | 6965 |
| 48 | Butt Cheecks Squeeze A Victory | 6880 |
| 49 | The Alphageekinati | 6800 |
| 50 | Brat Pingwin, Siostra Zaha | 6715 |
| 51 | Got Monkey | 6670 |
| 52 | Some Assembly Required | 6565 |
| 53 | Incredible Edible Grannys | 6505 |
| 54 | Illuminated Lawn Decorations | 6460 |
| 55 | Piglets ‘R’ Us | 6410 |
| 56 | Carl Sagan Could Kick Chuck Norris’ Butt | 6055 |
| 57 | The Benny Mandelbrat Possy | 6030 |
| 58 | Norm’s Stool | 6020 |
| 59 | Pirates of the Cranium | 6000 |
| 60 | 85 No Talent Ass Clowns | 5915 |
| 61 | DDD: Ya Gotta B Up If Ya Wanna Score | 5750 |
| 62 | The Synaptic Connections | 5310 |
| 63 | FarQue N Da Horse U Rode In On | 5290 |
| 64 | Instant Karma | 5230 |
| 65 | Dumbledore’s Army | 4935 |
| 66 | Who’s Jebus…Really Who’s Jebus | 4500 |
| 67 | It’s Okay, I’ve Got Glaucoma | 4400 |
| 68 | 2 1/2 Freaks & Geeks in Duluth | 3855 |
| 69 | DA Fillet Show | 3830 |
| 70 | Gorilla Kings of the Green Party | 2740 |
| 71 | Economically Stimulated! | 2595 |
| 72 | Optimus Prime | 2595 |
| 73 | The St. Cloud Jaycees Rawk! | 2160 |
| 74 | Red Hammers | 2120 |
| 75 | Unusually Large Primary Caucus | 1865 |
| 76 | Camp Anawana | 1365 |
| 77 | Ninja Zombies | 1350 |
| 78 | Wide Awake at Polly’s Cove | 1095 |